What kind of bank, looking for exposure, decides to use this lady for their advertising? This is a Sterling Bank, which I’d never heard of until they moved into my office building lobby. I don’t get the best impression of them with this picture and sorta feel like the bank is cheap. Not to mention, you already have people behind desks right when you walk in. Why spend money taking pictures of them and putting them up in the window, when they’re already SEATED BEHIND THE WINDOW!?! Yeah right, like I’m going to give my money to these guys. And more, okay, lets say you’re going with this ad campaign, why not take a picture of your hottest bank teller and put that picture in the window? Or does this lady show how plentiful life can be with Sterling Savings bank.
I have a headache today that I woke up with. I don’t understand. I’ve got a mouthguard to protect me from grinding my teeth, and still my head hurts. What’s the point of getting the ugliest mouthguard if I’m still going to wake up with headaches. My muscles in my back and neck are also in pain though, so this could be a cause of my headache, though it seems unfair for muscles to give me pain in two places instead of just one. I think because I sleep on an air mattress with my cousin (head to toe), or because if I’m not on an air mattress I’m on the couch. Or maybe it’s that the window’s open and I wake up tsittering (yiddish for shaking from the cold or something). Or maybe it’s the fact that we don’t recycle enough at work. I have no idea, but I think I will try to make an appointment at the Physical Therapist again to help me with my back pain. Starr sent me this.
I’m going to columbus this weekend and so I’m trying to learn more about my host city’s history. Did you know Columbus had ancient mounds all around the city? I’m picturing the Shire, but I know it’s not true. I wish it was. I’d love to be dating a pretty girl like Starr who just happens to come from the Shire, and she grew up in a Hobbit Hole, with a big round door and they all had festivals all the time and everyone smoked, and when I went to visit I’d help them get things down from high up shelves and stuff.
[postscript: At the Sterling website they do indeed have a cute chick in their ad telling me that I need a responsible bank….maybe I do…]
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