Archive for February, 2009

Memory and Minimalism

February 25, 2009

Since I worked 11 hours today, and since I sleep on an air mattress in my dad’s place, did the dishes and watched two hours of 24, I thought I earned a little relaxation time.  

For about a year and a half now, I’ve really tried to make an effort to be a minimalist.  A minimalist by my definition is someone who has very few things.  I think this is a Buddhist, but I don’t want to get confused or piss anyone off.  Minimalist is fine, and I’ve taken the liberty of providing you with a link to the wikipedia page here.  It’s pretty interesting because it talks about art stripping down to it’s most basic form.  But all I’m really thinking about is how I can’t remember anything, too many papers confuse me, and I have a bad problem with keeping and holding onto crap as it is.

After my grandfather died, we went through a lot of his house’s things and saw how much someone accumulates.  I don’t want to leave anyone with anything to go over after I pass.  Maybe cancel a haircut (which won’t happen because I’m balding), or maybe dinner reservations.  No, both those things are good.  Maybe cancel my nurse aid who wipes my butt since I’m too old to do it myself.  Yes, that’s all that will need canceling when I leave for that big air mattress in the sky.  

Now I’m moving into a studio and I have to get rid of more of my crap.  Good, lets throw it all out.  Half the time I don’t realize I’m missing it anyway.  It’s a great thing about having no memory -you don’t remember the projects you start so you won’t miss them when they’re gone.  I just tell myself that if it was really important to me, I’d remember it.  Except books.  I like keeping books because they make me feel smart since my brain doesn’t.  This new apartment has bookshelves and in some sadistic way I bet you it’s the reason we decided on the place.  Because some shmoe decided to make a little bookshelf, I decide the place can’t be passed up.  Another brilliant mode of thinking by Adam.  Meanwhile, my gf (who’s moving in with me) is a packrat to the Nth degree (is that how you say it?).  I wonder if maybe she’s worried about loosing her memory cause she’s pretty sentimental for a young girl.  How can you be sentimental for something that happened this morning?

I just don’t want to live in a messy place.

A guest! And moving to a new office

February 22, 2009

Abzme is relocating.  Pretty soon, I’ll be writing this from our new office in midtown, Manhattan.  Right now, my office has been on the Upper West Side, while I’ve been living with my dad.  But soon it will be a studio apartment above an Indian Restaurant with my girlfriend.  Ah, New York living.  

I know I haven’t been writing much.  I’ve gotta change my ways.  And work out more as well.  And eat better and balance my checkbook and cut my nails when they get too long.  Just a mass of things that need attention in this old life.

So now I leave you with a guest to read.  I recently started at a different division in the company and I sit in a pool of women.  I used to work with 8 guys in a division where we took liquid lunches and got drunk at Clapton concerts, but now, well,  read on…

 

 

A night in my life…  last night…  this is what I sent the girls this morning;;;

 

Okay so I was supposed to just meet monica out for dinner.  She wanted to take me out for my bday.  We went to raoul’s in soho, my second favorite restaurant…  omg so good!!!

 

Omg…  so many men so little time!!!  I can’t believe how many hotties were there!

 

Then monica calls me that theo is coming.  Damn.  Again I’m a third wheel (however it will work in my favor later)

 

Ok ok ok…  so the boys…

 

Lots of suits, lots of smiles, but I need to narrow this shit down!

 

At the bar…

Exhibit A – grey suit, very fashionable…  I turn to talk to him about being a third wheel…  the reaction is very good and I’m enjoying him!  he was fun…  and then his ‘date’ showed up.  Damn.  Cross A off my list.  Next

 

Exhibit B – gay.  Next.

 

Exhibit C – gay.  Next.

 

Exhibit D and E – a group of 3 very trendy fashion forward guys.  And somehow gravitated to us.  And that defined the rest of the evening…  D had great hair and E was from west Africa.  Monica kept saying that west Africa was gorgeous!!!  D was flirting with me first, but somehow E kissed me first at the bar and D got mad at me…  omg!

 

So then we had dinner in separate rooms.  Theo went to visit them and he said they were all asking crazy questions about me..  So I went to visit them and ended up sitting next to D…  and he asked to kiss me over and over and over…  well since he had great hair, I looked at E and he smiled and nodded his head so I kissed D as well…

 

Back to dinner…  which was yum!

 

So after dinner, we ended up back at their table which sits only 4 and squeezed 6 in…  tight!  D was drinkin Châteauneuf-du-Pape, my favorite wine in the whole world!  E kissed me…  again…

 

Now we’re leaving…  I walk out first and A is sitting by himself…  he starts talking to me about my evening…  apparently he’s with a ‘friend’ who’s visiting from Miami… he’s single!!!  Yah!!!  So now I’m so happy because he’s my favorite!!!

 

Okay so I’m talking to A and E starts walking towards me…  Theo walks directly after him and I say ‘help me please help me get out of an awkward situation!!!’  so he brought E outside so I continued talking to A…

 

And then E kissed me goodnight!

 

I updated my facebook status saying that I kissed a really hot guy from west Africa…

 

And button read it….

Steel Makes America Proud

February 4, 2009

A big congrats to the Steelers, who won the Superbowl the other night, but not before having an impressively entertaining game with the Arizona Cardinals.  Some of the other things I learned…

We Learned about John Madden

We watched some funny commercials, including:

 -Doritos 1, and Doritos 2 but that didn’t seem to get aired.  The Career Builders commercial (which I thought was better than the Monster commercial), and the Bud Light ads were much better than the Budweiser commercials (I don’t give a shit about your horses).  Here’s another good one where a Hooters girl destroys the world.

We also learned that 9 layer dip is better than 7 layer dip

A pool at the office is probably a better investment than Office pools.  

Wings are either really good, or just bad like you are eating live fowl raw.