Sorry to be late on this, but the NY GIANTS WON THE FREAKING SUPERBOWL!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!
-THEY BEAT THE PATS TO DO IT! HOLY SHIT AGAIN! Now New England can eat our ass for ruining their chances at history! Is there anything more poetic? Of all the cities to end this story, it’s New York, New York! How cruel for them. How great for us.
-The season started with the NY Jets (my preferred team, but NY is still my city) calling out the Pats for cheating, but getting blown out anyway. Then the story comes full circle 5 months later…right back to NY.
-My Boss went to the game. He said he stayed in the best worst seat in the place. What would that be? The very, very last row, at the 50 yard line (well, more like 47 he said). Is that really the ‘best worst seat’? What about halfway up, right behind the goalpost?
-The Pats were selling copies of “19-0: The Historic Championship Season of the Unbeatable Patriots” on Amazon. But they’ve taken it down. Be sure to check out the commemorative SI book on the Pats championship season, which you can still buy though (Brady’s superhero look is quite inspiring). It reminds you that in some alternative universe, the Pats won, Gore was president, and arthropods never existed.
-I’ve been trying to find the Giants song from their 1987 Superbowl win that was played on wplj 95.5fm. It’s an awesome song about how they were ‘going to Pasedena to have some fun/they won the Superbowl 21/the Giants are number 1′. Does anyone have this song or know about it? Or know where I can get it?
Does anyone know anything about a Sulfur Bath? Someone I know wanted me to take a Sulfur Bath to help me with my itching. But I heard they smell like farts. And that it lasts a few days (the smell that is), though supposedly you feel pretty good afterwards. I’m not too keen on bathing in my toilet so I can’t see how something smells like ass but makes you feel good. (Maybe this is what dogs smelling other dogs asses is about…’Is that sulfur I smell up there?’)
SPORTS!!!!
March 4, 2008 at 10:58 am |
Viva Gigante’s Mi amore Miguel amore los Gigante’s! Hasta Luego Adamo.
K
March 5, 2008 at 2:34 pm |
After reading your blog I just want you to do me.
March 7, 2008 at 2:49 pm |
This site should be called abzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzme since I sleep everytime I read this. Take that!
August 21, 2008 at 6:52 am |
Hi. I have a portion of that WPLJ Super Bowl XXI song if you still would like it. I’ve been looking around to try and remember what the real song it was a parody of. I think it may have been Kool And The Gang or a similar group. Anyway, let me know if you’d like it, and I’ll go scrounging around for it.