Jeff caught a mosquito in the apartment yesterday. He thinks its all mosquitoes! But I swear these bites have been too frequent and too itchy to be just “mosquitoes.” I’ve had mosquito bites before.
I’m placing odds on bugs starting with the mosquitoes being 5-1.
Meanwhile, I slept here last night and I don’t think I was bit. But I do have a headache…
February 20, 2008 at 9:57 am |
Vegas just posted new odds at 3-1, place your bets
February 22, 2008 at 12:18 am |
What if it’s not mosquitoes but musky toes?
February 25, 2008 at 5:32 pm |
You can tell Jeff that there aren’t any mosquitos in the apartment, just little old me climbing up your anus for dinner every night.
February 25, 2008 at 5:35 pm |
Have you tried blasting the mosquitos out of the apartment with techno/house music? If so, try smearing refried beans under the bottom of your mattress while watching telemundo. That outta do it.
Love Kel
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