Archive for November, 2007

Do you like big sidewalks?

November 22, 2007

Above is the sidewalk on Houston Street near 6th Avenue. After more than a year of construction and four deaths, they’ve just expanded it to twice the width it was before. It’s beautiful, right?! It seems to call for loitering on a grand scale or running around it in big ‘S’ patterns like little kids. I never knew the city had the balls to increase the size of sidewalks, but it’s well worth it. In a big city like this, we need more reasons to walk and less reasons to drive. Down with roads! Up with sidewalks!!!

The West part of Houston Street is really looking fancy now, with these big sidewalks and a funny, fancy concrete separator in the middle to hold the nice trees growing between the two paths of traffic. It screams Park Ave. and damned if it wasn’t a sign of things to come. In 10 years, the doorman buildings and the fancy drivers will have moved in and Houston Street along with all of Lower Manhattan will no longer even resemble the Bohemia it’s reputation was built on.

Se La Vie. I am definitely in the minority when I say that I’m not unkind to the idea of removing most of the outer lanes of avenues in the city, and expanding the sidewalks twofold. The more sidewalks, the less cars, the more pedestrians, the more benches, the more hanging about and the more character for the city. New York is a walkers paradise. The least we can do is clear a lane for them.

Write to your local councilperson and tell them you want a bigger sidewalk!!!!

Happy Thanksgiving Everyone!

November 22, 2007

What’s not to love about this holiday!? You get two full days off work. You get together with family and friends. You stuff your face full of as much food as you possibly can. You regress to the couch watching football and digesting. You fall asleep, comatosed by the amounts of food you gorged on and probably have sweet dreams. And there’s no gifts! No worrying about exchanging them and what do you get people and all the crap that goes along with it! It’s a glorified meal, with no religious strings attached and I say HOORAY FOR THANKSGIVING!!!

If you’re lucky you may even play a little football. If you live up north, then the leaves are falling and autumn is waning and there’s that seasonal smell in the air.

In conclusion, Thanksgiving is a great day to reflect on everything you have and how enjoyable life can be. Hopefully you’ve done a little of that today. It makes for a great night’s sleep.

Pile of 8 (2/8): Yeasayer

November 16, 2007

I’ve been putting this review off for a number of reasons, one of which being that I wasn’t sure what I thought of this band (it takes a little getting used to). But when I heard it playing while looking for a new backpack at Brooklyn Industries the other day(didn’t buy anything), I knew I needed to just sit down and write this.

The first time I listened to Yeasayer (three weeks ago) was in the car. I listened to it two or three times until a song got stuck in my head, the first of which was 2080 (which sounds like it can be a new wave 80’s song from 25 years in the future). This is one of their singles (that apparently was a bit of a hit earlier this year) and pretty accessible. But the album, All Hour Cymbals plays more like a listening fiesta, with sounds coming from all angles, and leads me to suggest that you not listen to one or two tracks, but the album as a whole. There’s a hell of a lot going on here and for the most part it keeps your interest and at the very least doesn’t bother you while playing in the background.

I was looking for some info on Yeasayer. I tried reading the Pitchfork article, but it’s complicated and doesn’t make much sense (do you understand it?) I know they’re from Brooklyn, I heard they were found on myspace (thanks Jeff), and I got the impression that they rocked at SxSW. Who knows. I get the feeling though that Yeasayer is part of a forward movement in music right now, in line with bands like Arcade Fire or Animal Collective. The music is eclectic, a sound barrage, energized, and interesting (to say the least). Its also something that some people are going crazy for. I personally like it (it’s better than Limp Bizkit or Nickelback).  Though not all the time, and I am not obsessed with it in any way that resembles our obsessive culture’s habit of jumping on the “hype machine”. This last thought put me off at first and may do a little damage to Yeasayer if they blow up too fast (but they’re doing more than fine right now).  I won’t theorize.  I’ll just talk about the music.

Besides the sound barrage, what struck me first about the music was the vocals -very strong, not just by lead (I think) Chris Keating, but the whole crew. Nice harmonies, strong chants, and they blend it all really well with the music to make for a healthy compliment. It’s slightly enchanting (the first second of the album begins with a collective ‘oooooohhh’ that basically splashes cold water on your face). My one problem with this is that with these strong voices and chants, I can’t make out what the hell these bastards are saying! It’s like they’re garbling!  What the fuck is up with that? All the chants and wonderful harmonies and I have to go and make up my own fucking words (ex: the chant at the end of 2080 sounds to me like ‘You can have seventeen-hundred sons and daughters’ but I know that’s not what they say, but that’s what I sing). Annoying yes, but the use of kids cheering is very welcomed.

There’s a few songs that are slow, where I thought the album dragged a little -not bad, just a bit slow for me (mostly in the middle tracks). ‘Wait For The Summer’ is a great song and sorta sounds like the soundtrack I would take along with me when I go hunting in the bush, while ‘Worms’ has a sound like you’re playing the water level in a video game (maybe Tomb Raider or something).  Jeez I’m a dork.
This is a very good album. Even with a few lulls in the middle, it’s always interesting, and where it’s good, it’s very good and what else, it doesn’t sound like a lot of stuff out there (which is probably their best asset). Again, it’s a sound barrage, one that I think might be even better to see live, which is my next move with this band.

Notes and Info:

-Listen for the chorus at the very end of the album (which is surprisingly easier to understand) -It’s a nice chant about friends and family and happiness and a great hook to end the album.

-Before the last track there is a point where I swear I can hear the beginning notes of ‘Mr. Roboto’ (domo erigato Styx!) played out (track 9, (2:05 and onward)).

-The full cover of the album (which you can see on their website) shows a little bit of vagina.

Check out Yeasayer’s myspace page. Or, check them out at the Mercury Lounge on December 15th when they play the Friction party (to which I hope to attend).

Happy Halloween!

November 1, 2007

Oh my blog! I’m sorry I’ve neglected you! Seriously, I am. Busy once again with the most asinine shit I can come up with (for example, today I was buying a custom made stamp). I wanted to get something posted, and though someone I know hates youtube videos on blogs, I’m going to have to do it occasionally. But before then, here’s a little background info…

For some reason (and maybe it’s all in my head), the majority of girls that are into me are top heavy, and bottom heavy, and sometimes referred to (by me and my friends) as ‘fat’. Whether this is all in my head is debatable (though my last encounter w/a cute, thin girl ended with a text from her go-large friend). Now with my hand dealt, and the odds against me, I see this video and wonder if I’ve had it all wrong…

Hahaha! I never saw this before. That dance off at the end is my greatest fear/temptation.